The Daily Dose – The eyes of the forest were staring back at me.

The .. walls .. those .. eyes .. everywhere!

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Why are you looking at me like this?
Cabin Fever – when the walls have eyes!

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A few years ago I spent a summer guiding in the Upper Penninsula (UP) of northern Michigan. My rustic accommodations centered around an old bunk style camping cabin that had been converted to a stand alone mini apartment.

Perfect for the single paddler and I also enjoyed waterfront living for the first time in my life. 🙂

The walls of my cabin were lined with planks of cedar,

and the eyes literally popped out of the wood work.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/cabin-fever-when-the-walls-have-eyes/

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! Bless UP

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All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Coronavirus might stop our world, but can’t reach the sky nor the moon!

It really was pink !!

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“A scientific colleague tells me about a recent trip to the New Guinea highlands where she visited a stone age culture hardly contacted by Western civilization. They were ignorant of wristwatches, soft drinks, and frozen food. But they knew about Apollo 11. They knew that humans had walked on the Moon. They knew the names of Armstrong and Aldrin and Collins.

They wanted to know who was visiting the Moon these days.”

― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot (1994).

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“Pink Moon”

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(click image for more)

camping everglades kayakfari stars photography night moon
ART of Darkness – Camping with the Stars! Part I

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-darkness-camping-with-the-stars-part-i/

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Enjoy!

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! BLESS

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All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

Coronavirus Quarantine Kayaking Dose – Day 16 : Seventeen mile loop around Ft Lauderdale

Quick 17 mile paddling loop on the New River – Dania Cutoff Canal in Ft Lauderdale!

Getting some on-the-water quality time is important to me because I get most of my exercise from paddling. For the record, I did not stop anywhere, did not buy anything, did not touch anything. This session I took out my K1 trainer kayak RGB and met up with local paddlers Ross E. and Efrat A. who paddled an OC-2. We maintained safe social distancing paddling practices!

The stay at home order for the State of Florida is meant to keep the Covid-19 virus from spreading person to person. However the order specifically allows outdoor recreation and exercise as long as social distancing guidelines are followed. Therefore there is nothing wrong here, in fact being outdoors on such a nice day can only improve health!!

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New River – Dania Cutoff Canal paddling loop around Ft Lauderdale is 17 miles with several places to get on or off.

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Which way to go ??
Go with the flow – the tidal flow!

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First we had to get past the manatee! 😉

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Local paddlers Ross E. and Efrat A. in “Hot Stuff” an OC-2.

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Downtown ft Lauderdale was quiet and idle though we saw several other paddlers on the water!

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Ft Lauderdale beach used to be like this!

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Efrat paddling through Ft Lauderdale.

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On the intracoastal waterway.

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Father and son fishing off a dock in Ft Lauderdale.

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Ft Lauderdale’s iconic 17th Street tall bridge!

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RGB on the shoal inside Port Everglades in Ft Lauderdale. “RGB” is my versatile Kirton K1 trainer fitness kayak.
ART of Primary Colors – the RGB on my CRT!

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That’s Hot Stuff right there!! 😮

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Weekend boating traffic was steady, and remember that Port Everglades inlet is a busy 24/7 SHIPPING LANE and a FULL SPEED boating zone! Big ships can not and will not stop, and fast moving boaters may not see even you!

Be sure you know EXACTLY what you’re doing before venturing inside or crossing the inlet !!

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Ross and Efrat paddling past the virus stricken cruise ships in ft Lauderdale.

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We are all living on the Edge in Ft Lauderdale!

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Efrat and Ross paddling along the edge. 😮

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Big ship meets little ship in Port Everglades.

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Port Everglades was a ghost town on Sunday!

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Sneaking under ..

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Back into the loop .. was a nice paddle! 🙂

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Social Distancing and paddling together!
Photo credit: Ross Elder – CLICK for video!

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Be well and exercise !!

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Escape!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Cabin Fever – feat. Four Walls & the Eyes!

The .. walls .. have .. eyes! 😮

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The Coronavirus global pandemic of 2020 has forced many people to isolate themselves to prevent transmission on the novel Covid-19 virus. Necessary, drastic steps as not seen in living memory! Many are stuck indoors in apartments and homes looking at the four walls around them.

Some years ago I experienced something similar living in a tiny cedar cabin while guiding in northern Michigan. The sparsely populated small town of Cedarville was quite a change of pace from urban S Florida!

The walls of my cabin were lined with planks of cedar, and eyes literally popped out of the wood work.

The eyes of the forest were looking back at me!

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(click pic – eyes are waiting!)

I’m in bed with a fever – cabin fever .. that is.
Cabin Fever – when the walls have eyes!

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/cabin-fever-when-the-walls-have-eyes/

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Be well friends!!

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Bless UP!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Coronavirus Quarantine Kayaking Dose – Day 5 : I escaped!

::: Day 5 :::

Escape from Fortress South Florida!

When it seems like people are all cooped up and about to blow their lids, getting some on-the-water quality time by yourself is more important than ever. I was able to get out today by myself. I did not stop anywhere, did not buy anything, did not touch anything. I did meet a fellow escapee paddler and a couple on SUPs, but we maintained safe social distances!

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Things are really changing fast – a week ago I was still beach launching my Stellar SES !!
The launching of the Grey Ghost (Stellar SES Multisport surfski).

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Is it wrong to want to be out on the water by yourself?

No!

I love paddling and working out in my Stellar SES surfski, aka the ‘Grey Ghost‘. I often paddle solo fitness sessions, so the current social distancing measures have not changed my paddling except that it’s now hard to find a place to launch from. I understand the serious situation we are in, however I also feel that getting on the water is important for mental well-being to get through this crisis.

There is no better way to self-isolate than to be paddling!

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The Independence of the Seas, one of the largest cruise ships in the world was in Port Everglades today.

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The huge ship has it’s own water park entertainment on top!

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A serene scene which hides the chaos that is unfolding before us now .. 😮

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Self quarantine, Social Distancing and isolation?

Yes. Another day fitness paddling!

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Just offshore, south of Port Everglades inlet.

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Enjoying a refreshing swim in the Atlantic alongside the Grey Ghost. I needed this!!

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Independence of the Seas is so big, it can’t hope to hide behind the MJ Park vegetation.

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The desolate beach and large cruise ship remind me of the aftermath of Hurricane Irma back in 2017.
Hurricane Irma aftermath at Dania Beach and Mizell Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park.

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Huge cruise ships like the Independence can set off dangerous currents in and around this inlet!!
Rip current hydraulic – a cruise ship so big that it actually drains the water out of Port Everglades inlet!

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Traffic was light today, but remember that Port Everglades inlet is a busy 24/7 SHIPPING LANE and a FULL SPEED boating zone! Big ships can not and will not stop, and fast moving boaters may not see even you!

It’s best not to venture inside or cross the inlet unless you know EXACTLY what you’re doing!!

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The Grey Ghost meets the Independence of the Seas! (As close as I will get ..)

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The impressive stacks of the Independence of the Seas.

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The Port is Alive with Music! (Industrial type music, that is..)

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Paddling the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic worldwide shutdown and now stay-at-home / lock-out!

It takes a crisis of this magnitude to expose the incompetence, inequalities and hypocrisy we otherwise put up with, day to day. One of these is the lack of adequate put-ins for paddlers and the dismal quality of our waterways!

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Another escapee from Fortress South Florida – local paddler Eric Z. in his beautiful custom wooden sea kayak.
Note that we are maintaining a safe distance!

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Sneak shot of Eric on his way back to the put-in .. keep on paddlin’! 🙂

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Upon returning home, I learned that Broward county is now under a stay-at-home order! The order however allows for individual outdoor exercise while maintaining social distancing guidelines. So it appears that we can keep paddling! 🙂

I am truly thankful to have escaped for a couple of hours of paddling today.

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Be well friends, this shall pass!!

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Escape!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Coronavirus Quarantine Kayaking Dose – Day 3 : on the water again!

::: Day 3 :::

Kayaking withdrawal!

What happens when you stop paddling?

Kayaking has what doctors call a euphoric and calming effect on your system. It enhances brain and body function and changes the way your nerves interact with each other.
Over time, your central nervous system adjusts to being on the water all the time. While your body works hard, your brain stays in a more relaxed state.
When kayaking activity suddenly stops, both your body and brain are left in a state of limbo.

It’s the anticipation that causes the withdrawal!

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It’s getting tough to find a place to launch in Broward county, Florida.
I had to dig deep into the mid-90’s to remember this spot! 😉

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What Are the Symptoms?

Mild symptoms can show up as early as 24 hours after you put down your paddle.

These can include:

I began to acutely experience all the withdrawal symptoms and

knew I had to get my kayaking fix on – and get it FAST!

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Free at last and on the water again! Just one Fix, PLEASE! 🙂

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Self quarantine, Social Distancing and isolation?

Yes. Another day on the water!

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Things are changing fast – less than a week ago I was beach launching from MJ Park..
Paddling and the Corona Virus Pandemic – bring on the private sessions!

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Now, Florida State Parks are closed – no water access!
Paddling on Whiskey Creek at Mizell-Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park in Dania Beach.

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MJ Park paddling concession shut down.
Paddling on Whiskey Creek at Mizell-Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park in Dania Beach.

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“You can get FREE Wi-Fi, but you can’t stay here!”
Paddling on Whiskey Creek at Mizell-Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park in Dania Beach.

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Paddling the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic worldwide shutdown and now lockout!

It takes a crisis of this magnitude to show bare to all the incompetence, inadequacies and inequalities we otherwise put up with, day to day!

It also shows us how little (or no) consideration paddlers receive in South Florida. We may think there’s a lot of us, but there are many more boaters. As the authorities close down all water access to the boaters, we are also left out!

Is it wrong to want to be out on the water by yourself?

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Paddling north on the intracoastal waterway. Industrial Port Everglades on left, MJ State Park on right.
Paddling on Whiskey Creek at Mizell-Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park in Dania Beach.

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WTF! Go paddle America!!
(or pedal, in this case..)

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As expected, traffic on the water was very light. I did come across two other “paddlers”, but I’m not sure if they count.

One was in a motorized canoe, the other was pedaling, not paddling! 😉

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Out in the open Atlantic and the wild blue yonder! 🙂

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The beach was vacant, noting but footprints.

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“Why don’t we all just self-quarantine together?!” ( j/k )
Rip current hydraulic – a cruise ship so big that it actually drains the water out of Port Everglades inlet!

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“RGB” is my versatile Kirton K1 trainer fitness kayak.
ART of Primary Colors – the RGB on my CRT!

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Low tide beach cove inside Port Everglades inlet was a good place to pop out for a refreshing swim.

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Port Everglades is a busy shipping channel 24/7 !

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Seawall on the north side of the inlet – definitely stay away from here under normal conditions!

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Ever changing sandbar where the inlet meets the intracoastal waterway. It was a slow day, as expected.

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I be remiss if I did not point out the tricky currents and conditions around this inlet!!
Rip current hydraulic – a cruise ship so big that it actually drains the water out of Port Everglades inlet!

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Traffic was very light today, but remember that Port Everglades inlet is a busy SHIPPING LANE and a FULL SPEED boating zone! Ships can not and will not stop, and fast moving boaters may not see you!

It’s best not to venture inside or cross the inlet unless you know EXACTLY what you’re doing!!

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Loading cranes at Port Everglades.

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Wouldn’t this be something? Stay well!

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My sanity has been restored after just a couple of hours of paddling.

Be well friends!!

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Just one Fix!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Coronavirus Quarantine Kayaking Dose – Day 2

No paddling today,

further water access restrictions implemented in South Florida. 😦

 

The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic worldwide shutdown and lockout enabled me to finish up this custom SOT foot plate project!

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(click pic for details)

RTM Disco kayak customization on Day 2 of my Coronavirus self quarantine, social distancing and involuntary vacation.
Custom SOT kayak solid foot plate for the RTM Disco!

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/tech/custom-sot-kayak-solid-foot-plate-for-the-rtm-disco/

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When the going gets tough, the tough go Disco.

See you on the water!

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Bless UP!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Coronavirus Quarantine Kayaking Dose – Day 1

So far, so good, so what?!

Self quarantine, Social Distancing and isolation going well.

Was even able to sneak in a lil surf session!

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(click pic for more craziness)

Surf’s UP – Going Full Tilt on Day 1 of my Coronavirus Involuntary Vacation!
Kayaking the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic Worldwide Shutdown and Lockout.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-darkness-kayaking-the-final-frontier-of-imaging-and-photography/

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Bless UP!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

 

Paddling and the Corona Virus Pandemic – bring on the private sessions!

Get on the water – where you can get to it!

The world is not ending, but access to get on the water is seriously dwindling. Many beaches have already been closed to prevent transmission of the Covid-19 “Corona” virus.

Florida State Parks remain open, albeit with reduced capacity and operating hours. One great place to launch directly into the ocean in South Florida is at Dr. Von D. Mizell-Eula Johnson State Park  (formerly John U. Lloyd St Pk). The park is well known for Whiskey Creek, however it also encompasses the very last few miles of undeveloped beach left in Broward county. Pandemic or not, I’m often surprised that I hardly ever see paddlers other than myself enjoying the Atlantic!

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East on-shore winds at 12-18 knots, seas 2 – 5 feet : fine conditions for paddling the Grey Ghost (Stellar SES).
The water really is fine at Mizell-Eula Johnson State Park!

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The park is also one of the very, very few places where a short portage can take you from the ocean to the intracoastal waterway – or vice versa. The water quality is generally really good and clear and a refreshing swim is always nice.

Solo sessions – just do it !!* 🙂

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(* Please remember to paddle within your skill level and remember your limitations. It’s easy to over estimate your abilities until you get chewed up and spat out of the surf zone. Be confident of your remounts and/or rolls before heading out into the Ocean. It’s always a good idea to leave a float plan with someone who loves you!! )

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Bless UP!

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© 2020 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / plasticworlds.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No skeleton, no barbie, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂