The Nightmare after Festivus in the Everglades!

“The Nightmare after Festivus”

Starring

Kaya K. Skellitonova

as herself in

a Kayakfari.com original production

of her festive adventures

shot on location in Florida Bay, the Everglades.

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T’was the year’s last camp out on the Johnson Key Chickee in Florida Bay.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Proud to Represent!
ART of Halloween kayaking – a Darkness in the Everglades!

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Kaya Kay Skellitonova paddles with a Greenland stick.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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“Crazy fingers”.
ART of Halloween kayaking – a Darkness in the Everglades!

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Kaya enjoying the grand views from the chickee platform.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Her bleached bones  soaking in the late afternoon sun.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Split, splat and watch your step!
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Early dinner with beer on the chickee.
Let’s take a Ranger-led Pour of the Everglades!

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Things can happen .. who you gonna call?
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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“Privacy please!”
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Man-o-War Key framed by Cirth scripts or just doo doo?
Is it ART or is it bird shit?

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Kaya K. Skellitonova was having a great time hanging out on the chickee platform.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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For a while she was chilling in the hammock.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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When she got tired she went into her tent to wait for the sunset.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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She laid down to be horizontal and soon fell fast asleep!
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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However she missed the sunset.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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A bright moon rode up into the dark Everglades sky to light up the night.
ART of Darkness – “A Trip to the Moon”!

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In the still of the night all was quiet on Florida Bay as Kaya slept.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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She dreamt that she was paddling under the stars.
ART of Halloween kayaking – a Darkness in the Everglades!

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Kaya Kay saw herself as a reflection in the calm, clear water!
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Suddenly instead of serene and blissful eternity, an ugly face appeared to her from out of nowhere.
It was ‘Vodník’, the malevolent water goblin of Florida Bay!

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“Who are you and what are you doing in my dream!?”, she asked the creature.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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The water goblin didn’t answer and cast a spell on Kaya before disappearing again.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Skellitonova laid down into her hammock to think about what just happened.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Soon Kaya K. became restless and proceeded to move about on the chickee.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Unable to control herself, Skellitonova went berserk and swung around the chickee like a monkey on six shots of Bustelo.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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She fell straight down into a large garbage bag which quickly engulfed her. A sudden wind gust then flung her off into the dark waters below!
ART of Darkness – the Darkest hour at Stiltsville upon Biscayne Bay!

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However Kayak Kay quickly scrambled up the side ladder and back onto the deck again.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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T’was at this moment that Skellitonova snapped back into her own dream.
Her Nightmare was over!
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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Sleep well my friends!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

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