Kaya Kay Skellitonova – the Eternal paddler.

True paddlers never say die!

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Kaya chooses the RTM Disco kayak paired with

a large parallel blade wing paddle.

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(tap or click pic to read)

“Wish you were here (at all)!”
Dark ART of Halloween paddling – Kaya Kay’s excellent adventure on Whiskey Creek!

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Kaya Kay Skellitonova portrays as herself on location at

Mizell-Johnson (John U Lloyd) State Park in Dania Beach.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/dark-art-of-halloween-paddling-kaya-kays-excellent-adventure-on-whiskey-creek/

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! Bless UP

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© 2022 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. No skeleton, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

Bleached bones in the dark waters of the Everglades.

The legend of Kaya Kay Skellitonova

and the Great White Alligator.

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(tap or click pic to read)

“The Great White Alligator”
ART of Halloween kayaking – a Darkness in the Everglades!

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Kaya Kay Skellitonova was a pioneer Everglades gator hunter of old. She was the best at bringing in the big ones, right from her kayak! As the story goes, she once spotted a “Great White Alligator” that thrashed her boat and nearly capsized her. As the seasons went on, she grew more and more determined to seek out and hunt down this great beast! Eventually she was completely consumed by her quest and was never heard from again.

So the legend was born and her last words were said to be:

“Thus, I give up my euro blade paddle!”

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-halloween-kayaking-a-darkness-in-the-everglades/

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! Bless UP

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© 2022 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

This is a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. No skeleton, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents of this work!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Time-release Dose – Once upon a Crime in Miami.

Underneath the glossy surface treatment,

Miami hides some very dark secrets!

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(tap or click pic to read)

A bag of bones washed up on a Stiltsville home.
ART of Darkness – the Darkest hour at Stiltsville upon Biscayne Bay!

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Murder mystery in the Magic City.

This is the story* of a body found stuffed into a trash bag, which snagged up on some barnacles on a Stiltsville home. A kayaker made the gruesome discovery and pulled the trash bag out of the water during a Biscayne Bay cleanup. Through dental records,  the remains found inside were identified to be those of local resident Kaya Kay Skellitonova.

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Records show that her murder was never solved!

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Full story at:

https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-darkness-the-darkest-hour-at-stiltsville-upon-biscayne-bay/

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* This story is 99% fiction (but maybe some of this really did happen?)

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! Bless UP

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© 2022 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Time-release Dose – This boat predates the internet!

I called up my adventure paddling partner

Kaya Kay Skellitonova.

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ICF K2 Sprint Kayak with Kaya Kay – she prefers to use a Greenland stick paddle!!
Test paddling an ICF K2 Sprint Kayak with Kaya Kay Skellitonova.

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A quick test paddle on the intracoastal waterway and Whiskey Creek in Dania Beach with my paddling partner Kaya Kay Skellitonova!

ICF K2 Sprint Kayak:

Wenonah K-2 Osprey Olympic Kayak circa 1988.

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More at:

https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/solo-test-paddling-an-icf-k2-sprint-kayak-with-kaya-kay-skellitonova/

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! Bless UP

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© 2022 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – Paddling out of Babylon!

What if Papa Emeritus II of Ghost

was a paddler and a camper?

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(tap or click pic to read)

Papa paddling the GREY GHOST!
Ghost kayaking and camping in the style of Papa Emeritus II

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This is tongue in cheek humor for entertainment purposes only!

Ghost and Papa Emeritus inspired imagery – Fair Use – Parody/humor.

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Enjoy!

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Full story at:

https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/ghost-kayaking-and-camping-in-the-style-of-papa-emeritus-ii/

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! Bless UP

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© 2022 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – Goodbye 2021, sleep well my friends!

T’was the year’s last camp out on

the Johnson Key Chickee in Florida Bay.

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(click pic)

All was eerily quiet on Florida Bay in the still of the night.
The Nightmare after Festivus in the Everglades!

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“The Nightmare after Festivus”

Starring

Kaya K. Skellitonova

as herself in

a Kayakfari.com original production

of her festive adventures

shot on location in Florida Bay, the Everglades.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/the-nightmare-after-festivus-in-the-everglades/

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! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com . All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

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DISCLAIMER:: The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

No corpse, nor chickee nor beer was harmed in the making of this production.

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

The Daily Dose – They say it takes two to tango, but I say it only takes 1.5 to K2!

There’s a new kayak in the hood! 😮

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ICF K2 Sprint Kayak – 6.5 meters of waterline gliding fun!
Solo test paddling an ICF K2 Sprint Kayak with Kaya Kay Skellitonova.

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ICF K2 Sprint Kayak

It was really tough to find somebody willing and also able to paddle this kind of boat in South Florida. Eventually I decided to do a quick solo test paddle on the intracoastal waterway and Whiskey Creek in Dania Beach using a 50lb counterweight in the front cockpit to simulate a second paddler. This kinda worked OK, but I still couldn’t get the entire waterline submerged.

So I decided to call up my paddling partner Kaya Kay Skellitonova

and she met up with me to finish my test paddle!

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/solo-test-paddling-an-icf-k2-sprint-kayak-with-kaya-kay-skellitonova/

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! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – Spooky paddling and camping shenanigans in the Everglades.

Kaya Kay kayaks and camps on Florida Bay!

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“Happiness is the promise of open water paddling under that big blue sky!”
ART of Halloween kayaking – Kaya Kay’s chickee camping holiday!

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Starring Kaya Kay Skellitonova as herself on location at the

Johnson Key Chickee on Florida Bay, Everglades National Park.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-halloween-kayaking-kaya-kays-chickee-camping-holiday/

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! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – The Haunted House at Stiltsville.

Miami after dark sure looks pretty,

but the Magic City hides some very dark secrets!

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Your host Kaya Kay Skellitonova in the still of the night.
ART of Darkness – the Darkest hour at Stiltsville upon Biscayne Bay!

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This is the story* of a body found stuffed into a trash bag, which snagged up on some barnacles on a Stiltsville home. A kayaker made the gruesome discovery and pulled the trash bag out of the water during a Biscayne Bay cleanup. Through dental records,  the remains found inside were identified to be those of local resident Kaya Kay Skellitonova.

Records show that her murder was never solved!

.

https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-darkness-the-darkest-hour-at-stiltsville-upon-biscayne-bay/

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* This story is 99% fiction (but maybe some of this really did happen?)

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! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – Such a Perfect Day for the departed paddler!

The voyage of the dearly departed.

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The Dead can Paddle.
ART of Halloween kayaking – the voyage of the departed paddler!

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Kayaking from beyond the grave in

sunny South Florida.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-halloween-kayaking-the-voyage-of-the-departed-paddler/

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! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

The Daily Dose – A Darkness in the Everglades!

The dark legend of Kaya Kay Skellitonova

and the Great White Alligator.

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“The Great White Alligator”
ART of Halloween kayaking – a Darkness in the Everglades!

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Kaya Kay Skellitonova was a pioneer Everglades gator hunter of old. She was the best at bringing in the big ones, right from her kayak! As the story goes, she once spotted a “Great White Alligator” that thrashed her boat and nearly capsized her. As the seasons went on, she grew more and more determined to seek out and hunt down this great beast! Eventually she was completely consumed by her quest and was never heard from again.

So the legend was born and her last words were said to be:

“Thus, I give up my euro paddle!”

.

https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/art-of-halloween-kayaking-a-darkness-in-the-everglades/

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.

.

! Bless UP

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© 2021 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com. All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

.

With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

Ghost kayaking and camping in the style of Papa Emeritus II

What if Papa Emeritus II of Ghost

was a paddler and a camper?

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Gothic paddling in the darkness!

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Paddling out of Babylon!

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The Eternal One!

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His Folly!

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Campfire Conjurer!

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The Apparition!

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Black coffee and shiny Metal!

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This is tongue in cheek humor for entertainment purposes only!

Ghost and Papa Emeritus inspired imagery – Fair Use – Parody/humor.

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/humor/ghost-kayaking-and-camping-in-the-style-of-papa-emeritus-ii/

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Enjoy!

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! BLESS Papa II

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© 2018 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com . All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:

The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

…

This is a work of parody and humor. Ghost and Papa Emeritus inspired imagery – Fair Use – Parody/humor. No skeleton, nor person, nor kayak was harmed in the making of this work. The author is sorely responsible for the contents!

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I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!

🙂

Kaya Kay Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

Goodbye 2017, sleep well my friends!

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(click pic)

In the still of the night all was eerily quiet on Florida Bay as Kaya Kay slept.
Kaya K. Skellitonova in “The Nightmare after Festivus”!

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https://kayakfari.wordpress.com/kayakfari-art/the-nightmare-after-festivus-in-the-everglades/

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! iFestivus

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© 2017 Flex Maslan / kayakfari.com / awakenthegrass.com . All original photographs, artworks and music in this portfolio are copyrighted and owned by the artist, Flex Maslan, unless otherwise noted. Any reproduction, modification, publication, transmission, transfer, or exploitation of any of the content, for personal or commercial use, whether in whole or in part, without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved!

…

DISCLAIMER:: The maps and images on this site are not intended for navigation, I am not a guide; use any and all information at your own risk! Your mileage may vary .. so use good judgement before venturing out!

No corpse, nor chickee nor beer was harmed in the making of this production.

I hereby disclaim any sponsorship, endorsement, nor association with any product or service described herein. The photographs, depictions, products, and ideas presented on this site are for informational purposes only. Your results may vary, and I do not imply nor guarantee the effectiveness, suitability, design or operation to adhere to any standard. I assume no legal responsibility for the implementation of anything herein presented! Use any and all information at your own risk! By using any and all information from this website, you accept the final liability for any use or possible associated misuse!

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With that said..
Blessings friends!